You Have To Help Me My Roomie Is A Nympho

Gossip Girl B,

    B you have to help me. I'm trapped in an apartment with a nympho. My rommie shags anything with a pulse and I'm beginning to wonder if a pulse is even needed. This morning her grunt and groans woke me up at 4 am when I have to get up at 6 for work. After being woken up a little fur ball, we don't own pets, jumped onto my bed. It was a friend of ours boyfriends dog. I was horrified when I heard his voice and realized that she was banging one of our good friends boyfriends. What a slut! What do I do? I can't even stand to look at her. She is on this slippery slope of sex and drinking and I just can't stand it! Do I tell our Friend? HELP!!

Trapped In A Whore House